On that very non-day, a half-unicorn came to town, burning for revenge.
According to the Urban Dictionary, half-unicorns come in several flavors:
- Manacorns (manatee + unicorn),
- Unicats (self-explanatory),
- Dolphicorns (ditto),
- Liocorns (huh),
- Dragicorn (not a unicorn in drag, but dragon + unicorn),
- Humicorn (human + unicorn, the kind I had in mind for this prompt)
Not that this poses a significant threat to the continuance of our species. Now, why don't we look in on Mickey Mouse's haunted house adventure from way, way back (1929).