So I couldn't help a bit of mischief. There was good material to work with. Begging, I say, for some drastic rearrangement.
Let us begin the exercise.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? I can't put it down.
What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A burger that walks into a bar.
To the guy who invented zero: Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?
I was up all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me. I didn't like my beard at first.
A burger walks into a bar. I'm thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland.
Why is is always hot in the corner of a room? Why can't you play poker on the the African savanna?
What's brown and sticky? A stick. That stick. That one came right out of the orange.
To the guy who invented zero: I'm thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland. Thanks for nothing!
Mind you, I'm not a comedian, just someone who greatly admires comedians (both the writers and the performers) and I know all too well that comedy is the hardest literary genre to work in.
The CNN Dad Joke Generator awaits your pleasure. Go see where I got the raw material for my... remix.
And now it is time to do the dishes. See you.